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From the Admins and all the members of the Australian 300ZX Owners Club ([ http://www.aus300zx.com ]) have a safe and merry holiday season. This is a bit of a re-write of the Christmas poem I bastardised last year, and while a lot of you will not understand some of the references to different people I hope you will still get a laugh from it. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forum,
Not a zedder was stirring, we had peace and decorum;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The members were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sleek zeds cruised in their heads;
As the moderators hoped for a “bug” free holiday,
And Chilli dreamt of a smoke free cruise day;
Chewy was dreaming of HPC coatings,
While Lou had nightmares of chat room quotings;
I was kicking back with a well-earned beer,
Enjoying the holidays and seasonal cheer;
When out on the lawn there arose such a sound,
It sounded like DUB and his subs were in town;
Away to the front door I flew like a flash,
Tore open the door, and out I did dash;
The full moon gleamed from the sight that I saw,
If the forum wasn’t PC I’d say what I swore;
For to my eyes what should appear,
But a convertible zed, and no reindeer;
The driver said “Since I did that NA to TT swap,
The rein-deer got parked, they can’t keep up”;
The car it did gleam with a rich red coat,
So liquid my reflection just seemed to float;
From the stainless 3 inch there came quite a rumble,
But it was the blow offs that had got me out with a tumble;
From the drivers seat did St.Nick bound!”,
With a sack of toys, plenty to go round;
He was dress’d all in red, from his head to his feet,
But his clothes were ruffled, not at all neat;
With a wink he blamed it on having the top down,
Said he liked it better when, cruising around;
He added it sounded totally cool,
To listen to his HKS turbos spool;
Said the ball bearing centers spun up like a champ,
The boost never failed to get Misses Claus damp;
This last was added with a nudge and a wink,
Just two fellow zed owners when you come to think;
Through his sack he went, rummaging with ease,
Said “Since TTZ got their website his job was a breeze”;
His sack it was loaded with lots of neat stuff,
To make Zeds go hard and make Zeds look tuff;
And before I knew it all the stockings were stuffed,
But the fat little bloke didn’t even look puffed;
“Take it easy WYKKED” he said with a smile,
And proceeded to lay rubber for nearly a mile;
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight --
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”
Come to WYKKED'S Place
Damb Wicked u just got an atitude dont u............- NazT300zxTT 01:17:05 07/23/02
Yep. (n/m) - wykked 01:18:37 07/23/02 |
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